Destiny Really did raise the bar on my expectations for female alien designs
Every other game needs to step it up. no more titty aliens, make them fucking ugly you cowards
EDIT: God please stop reblogging this and adding “they’re not ugly they’re beautiful!” Because everyone is saying that and also women can be ugly and beautiful. -Love a wlw monster fucker
Eye contact doesn’t come natural for autistic people.
When something doesn’t come natural, it requires concentration. This means that it will be a distraction if they’re supposed to be concentrating on something else (for example, what you’re saying). Ironically, demanding eye contact because you think they’re not paying attention to what you’re saying actually makes them less able to pay attention to what you’re saying.
Also, when something doesn’t come natural, it’s easy to accidentally do it too much. Too much eye contact could be seen as staring, flirting, or aggression.
also in paradise lost apparently hell is a democracy and lucifer hears out a council of all his fellow demons before he makes any decision no matter how inane their suggestions might be; at one point they all magically make themselves tinier so that thousands of them can fit in the assembly hall in pandemonium together
the very first time satan tries to give a speech to his freshly fallen compatriot demons, he bursts into tears THREE (3) TIMES before he can even get started bc he’s so sad that they’re all demons and in hell now bc of him
more notables:
after the eden business went down, god turned all the demons into snakes but like just for a while so they’d learn their lesson
hell’s day-to-day business probably ends up being run by beelzebub, who is described as a wise, statesman-like confidant and right-hand-man to Weepy Lucy, who i’m assuming can’t run hell bc he’s sitting on top of pandemonium crying bc he tripped over a rock and it reminded him of how lonely he is or what fuckin ever
they say the devil sings the blues? nah the devil sings numb by marina and the diamonds constantly on loop it is john milton approved canon
lucifer has gained the rule of hell (among other factors) by vote. demons elected him king of hell despite the fact that he cries constantly
who built pandemonium? that’s right: hephaestos did. bc every other pantheon or deity that anyone has ever worshipped is here and they’re all demons. which seems?? kind of inappropriate?? you can’t just do other people’s gods like that c’mon
while satan is away on his eden mission, all the other demons huddle together in the throne room and fret over him and wait for him to get back
there is a line on what a shame it is that even the demons love each other and are friends and humans are literally the only sentient race to have wars among each other
demons invented guns
take that america
lucifer’s first thought on seeing the humans is “i wish we could be friends and party in hell together”
lucifer looks like a normal angel but darker (distorted. off. Wrong) and he can experience a full spectrum of emotions which normal angels cannot. so while lucifer and his emotions are uncanny valley for angels, he would check out as okay for humans and angels would be uncanny valleylike for us
the lie he told eve wrt the apple was “i, a normal snake, definitely not the devil possessing a snake, ate an apple and learned how to talk so if you and your hubby ate it, it’d upgrade you to gods surely. also you’d become aware of evil which is a good thing bc you could more effectively ward off evil”which… sounds reasonable actually no wonder she listened
all archangels randomly appear to impart prophetic wisdom to adam, p much retelling the whole bible, it is extremely boring